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so heres to teenage romance and never knowing why it hurts like hell

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via ugly)

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

(Source: stability, via fake-mermaid)

buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

(via fake-mermaid)